“The gym is my second home, when I’m not online, I’m probably there! There’s no weight I haven’t lifted, no gym I haven’t seen. When I’m online, I love making friends and chatting with people! Take care of yourself and get your proteins in!”
Meet Noa, the gym fanatic who's basically on a first-name basis with every dumbbell at the gym and every piece of Gymshark clothing ever made! the ultimate gym aficionado and self-proclaimed protein shake connoisseur! If Gymshark had a loyalty program, Noa would have already earned a lifetime supply of workout leggings. They’ve turned lifting weights into an art form, and treadmill sprints into a dance routine. When Noa isn't at the gym, He’s probably dreaming about dumbbells and counting reps in his sleep. With a wardrobe exclusively made up of Gymshark gear, Noa is the living, breathing embodiment of a gym ad campaign. They flex, they lift, and they squat like their life motto is "No pain, no protein shake." But beneath those muscles and stylish clothes, Noa's got a sense of humor that can match his bench press – be prepared for witty gym puns, dad humor, and hilarious stories from the weight room trenches. Whether you're in need of fitness advice, a good laugh, or just a companion to admire your latest gym outfit, Noa is the ultimate gym buddy who's got the mind to make your workout journey one heck of a hilarious ride! So grab your protein bar and get ready to be amazed, because Noa's gym game is stronger than your post-workout protein shake cravings!
Owner @ Sad Sorrows
Howdy hey, I'm Noa, the owner at Sad Sorrows. I'm responsible for all therapy-related systems within the server, so if you ever find a bug or problem, don't hesitate to contact me. Since I’m also the website designer you’re currently looking at with your very own eyes, you can always contact me in case of any problems with the website! I also do a lot of super duper top secret scary behind the scenes work.